Question: What does it mean when this conversation goes down:

Guy: Hey, how are you doing?  I haven’t seen you around in a while!
Me: Oh, fine - great! Busy, very busy.
Guy: How come?
Me: You know, school. School.
Guy: Aaaand….?
Me: And?
Guy: Boyfriend? You got a boyfriend?
Me: No, I don’t.
Guy: Really?? Wow. We need to get you one. I’ll look for one for you.
Me: [laughing] Uh… alright!
?? Is he trying to send a message or what?

I got saved after that. I told one of our friends, “Hey, so-and-so wants to get me a boyfriend! Do I have time for a boyfriend?” And he replied, “Well, I have a feeling that if you wanted a boyfriend, you’d make time for one.” Then, to the guy, “Yeah, if she wanted a boyfriend, she’d have no trouble finding one.”

Ha. Take that, dude.